The Confederated Alien Overlords – Processing Tee
The Confederated Alien Overlords – Processing Tee captures that special moment in every post-invasion society when the paperwork begins. Humanity and bovanity alike now wait in tidy intergalactic queues while we debate whether we’re edible, probable, or worthy of our "freedom."
Perfect for anyone who greets the apocalypse with a shrug and a number ticket, this long-sleeve tee salutes the aliens who insist it’s all part of their benevolent five-galaxy plan.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Fight in a Box
- Email: fight-in-a-box-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Confederated Alien Overlords – Processing Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16
|
25
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
25.6
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
26.2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
26.9
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
28.1
|